Improv Parents

You know that video of U.S. gymnast Aly Raisman's parents? Imagine, if you will, that instead of watching their daughter compete in the Olympic Games, they were watching her do improv.

The anguish!

Things I Will Not Be Naming My Baby Daughter

1. Blue Ivy*
2. Apple**

3. Mitt Romney

4. Kunta Kinte

5. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
6. She-Ra
7. Siri
8. Suri
9. Slurry
10. Boobs McGillicutty***

Stay tuned for the next installment: Things I Might Be Naming My Baby Daughter (just kidding, mom).

*See also: Red Ivy, Orange Ivy, Yellow Ivy, Green Ivy, Indigo Ivy

**See also: Orange, Banana, Grape, Macintosh, IBM

***See also: Tits, Bajongas, Sweater Cows -- although "Sweater Cow Hirsch" does have a nice ring to it...